Our new president keeps making cameos in my dreams. No, not really a cameo...more like a co-star.
Ok, to be honest in my dreams we're having an affair. Yeah, it's H.O.T.
How weird is that? Do I have a crush on Obama? And if that's not crazy enough, read on.
The first time it happened I woke up, looked at Dave and said, "I just had the weirdest dream. I was having an affair...with Barack Obama."
Dave started laughing hard and then said, "Wow, you really like that guy!"
I said, "I guess so...but that's not even the weird part. Apparently I really like Michelle Obama too because in my dreams I'm having an affair with her too!"
All of my lesbian friends are laughing at me right now, I just know it.
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He's mine! You can have her...
HAHAHAHA!! yeah.. I was laughing pretty hard
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